April 2011
1 post
March 2011
2 posts
Words with friends with benefits
I feel like there’s a good joke to be made about “Word with friends”, but I can’t settle on the right one:
“Words with friends with benefits”
“Words with benefits”
“Words, with friends with benefits”
and other combinations of punctuation.
When I was a kid, I went to Latin Camp. She was my best friend, and she also...
November 2008
1 post
April 2008
1 post
Already up 4 hours and it’s only 9am. Gonna be a long day.
February 2008
3 posts
This is a note I might have left. →
The nice lady at Octane Coffee gave me a band-aid for my busted knuckle.
January 2008
1 post
December 2007
2 posts
August 2007
2 posts
The humidity is so nice and refreshing. Especially when you go out for the first...
– Me.
July 2007
3 posts
he exposed himself in front of a female employee and chased her around the room...
– AlterNet: Blogs: PEEK: Republican Rep. Exposed Himself to Female Employee, Chased Her Screaming, “Suck It”
June 2007
6 posts
I Hate Reggie Ball
Friend: one of her roommates in dated reggie ball
Friend: her quote: "he sucked at life"
Friend: i told her he sucked at football too
May 2007
2 posts
I'm Patriotic
Him: you know any good framers?
Me: like picture framers? Or guys who write constitutions?
April 2007
4 posts
I just got beaten by a teenage girl, but you know.
– http://www.physorg.com/news96459601.html
Ruby Nerdiness
Trevor: file_location = "#{Dir.getwd}/data/report_list.xls"
Me: that's hot.
Fece throwing teacher admits guilt
– PassablyNews.com - Fece throwing teacher admits guilt
March 2007
9 posts
The last time I went out with [deleted] I wound up watching a girl shoot up...
– Overheard at a poker game.
I have to pee like a girl selling newspapers.
– Me.
Regular Post
I didn’t know you could do regular posts here.
Awesomeness at its zenith.
– My friend Mike’s friend Jared talking about Arnold Shares His Feelings.
The only difference between Bush and Hitler is that Hitler was elected.
– Kurt Vonnegut’s “Stardust Memory”
Verbarius Clock | Uncrate →
[He] was dropping the f-bomb like it was Christmas.
– Overheard at a friend’s wedding.
February 2007
3 posts
Tumble This
Him: Look, I'm Tumbling
Him: Tumblr-ing
Him: Tumblr...ing...Tumble...whatever
Her: Dork.