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Aug 19, 2012

June 2012

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Jun 4, 20121,342 notes
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April 2011

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Apr 15, 2011186 notes

March 2011

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Words with friends with benefits

I feel like there’s a good joke to be made about “Word with friends”, but I can’t settle on the right one:

“Words with friends with benefits”

“Words with benefits”

“Words, with friends with benefits”

and other combinations of punctuation.

Mar 13, 2011
“When I was a kid, I went to Latin Camp. She was my best friend, and she also went to Latin Camp. Because, when you’ve gone to Latin Camp the only person who can be your best friend is someone else who has also gone to Latin Camp.” —
Mar 11, 2011

November 2008

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Play
Nov 15, 20083 notes

April 2008

1 post

Already up 4 hours and it’s only 9am. Gonna be a long day.

Apr 8, 2008

February 2008

3 posts

Feb 22, 2008
This is a note I might have left. → passiveaggressivenotes.com
Feb 21, 2008

The nice lady at Octane Coffee gave me a band-aid for my busted knuckle.

Feb 20, 2008

January 2008

1 post

Jan 3, 2008

December 2007

2 posts

Dec 20, 2007
Dec 3, 2007

August 2007

2 posts

“The humidity is so nice and refreshing. Especially when you go out for the first time after being the cold, dryness of your office. The smothering sensation is mother nature’s way of hugging you and making you feel loved.” —Me.
Aug 16, 2007
Aug 13, 2007

July 2007

3 posts

Jul 25, 2007
“he exposed himself in front of a female employee and chased her around the room yelling “Suck it, baby, suck it.” —AlterNet: Blogs: PEEK: Republican Rep. Exposed Himself to Female Employee, Chased Her Screaming, “Suck It”
Jul 13, 2007
Jul 2, 2007

June 2007

6 posts

Play
Jun 30, 2007
I Hate Reggie Ball
  • Friend: one of her roommates in dated reggie ball
  • Friend: her quote: "he sucked at life"
  • Friend: i told her he sucked at football too
Jun 29, 2007
Jun 14, 20075 notes
Jun 12, 2007
Jun 9, 2007
Jun 9, 2007

May 2007

2 posts

May 24, 2007
I'm Patriotic
  • Him: you know any good framers?
  • Me: like picture framers? Or guys who write constitutions?
May 1, 2007

April 2007

4 posts

“I just got beaten by a teenage girl, but you know.” —http://www.physorg.com/news96459601.html
Apr 24, 2007
Ruby Nerdiness
  • Trevor: file_location = "#{Dir.getwd}/data/report_list.xls"
  • Me: that's hot.
Apr 11, 2007
Apr 7, 2007
“Fece throwing teacher admits guilt” —PassablyNews.com - Fece throwing teacher admits guilt
Apr 5, 2007

March 2007

9 posts

Mar 15, 2007
Mar 14, 2007
“The last time I went out with [deleted] I wound up watching a girl shoot up heroin.” —Overheard at a poker game.
Mar 14, 2007
“I have to pee like a girl selling newspapers.” —Me.
Mar 14, 2007
Regular Post

I didn’t know you could do regular posts here.

Mar 7, 2007
“Awesomeness at its zenith.” —My friend Mike’s friend Jared talking about Arnold Shares His Feelings.
Mar 5, 2007
“The only difference between Bush and Hitler is that Hitler was elected.” —Kurt Vonnegut’s “Stardust Memory”
Mar 2, 2007
Verbarius Clock | Uncrate → uncrate.com
Mar 1, 2007
“[He] was dropping the f-bomb like it was Christmas.” —Overheard at a friend’s wedding.
Mar 1, 2007

February 2007

3 posts

Feb 27, 2007
Feb 27, 2007
Tumble This
  • Him: Look, I'm Tumbling
  • Him: Tumblr-ing
  • Him: Tumblr...ing...Tumble...whatever
  • Her: Dork.
Feb 27, 2007
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