August 2012
1 post
June 2012
1 post
April 2011
1 post
March 2011
2 posts
Words with friends with benefits
I feel like there’s a good joke to be made about “Word with friends”, but I can’t settle on the right one:
“Words with friends with benefits”
“Words with benefits”
“Words, with friends with benefits”
and other combinations of punctuation.
“When I was a kid, I went to Latin Camp. She was my best friend, and she also went to Latin Camp. Because, when you’ve gone to Latin Camp the only person who can be your best friend is someone else who has also gone to Latin Camp.”
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November 2008
1 post
Play
April 2008
1 post
Already up 4 hours and it’s only 9am. Gonna be a long day.
February 2008
3 posts
The nice lady at Octane Coffee gave me a band-aid for my busted knuckle.
January 2008
1 post
December 2007
2 posts
August 2007
2 posts
“The humidity is so nice and refreshing. Especially when you go out for the first time after being the cold, dryness of your office. The smothering sensation is mother nature’s way of hugging you and making you feel loved.”
—Me.
July 2007
3 posts
“he exposed himself in front of a female employee and chased her around the room yelling “Suck it, baby, suck it.”
—AlterNet: Blogs: PEEK: Republican Rep. Exposed Himself to Female Employee, Chased Her Screaming, “Suck It”
June 2007
6 posts
Play
I Hate Reggie Ball
- Friend: one of her roommates in dated reggie ball
- Friend: her quote: "he sucked at life"
- Friend: i told her he sucked at football too
May 2007
2 posts
I'm Patriotic
- Him: you know any good framers?
- Me: like picture framers? Or guys who write constitutions?
April 2007
4 posts
“I just got beaten by a teenage girl, but you know.”
—http://www.physorg.com/news96459601.html
Ruby Nerdiness
- Trevor: file_location = "#{Dir.getwd}/data/report_list.xls"
- Me: that's hot.
“Fece throwing teacher admits guilt”
—PassablyNews.com - Fece throwing teacher admits guilt
March 2007
9 posts
“The last time I went out with [deleted] I wound up watching a girl shoot up heroin.”
—Overheard at a poker game.
“I have to pee like a girl selling newspapers.”
—Me.
Regular Post
I didn’t know you could do regular posts here.
“Awesomeness at its zenith.”
—My friend Mike’s friend Jared talking about Arnold Shares His Feelings.
“The only difference between Bush and Hitler is that Hitler was elected.”
—Kurt Vonnegut’s “Stardust Memory”
“[He] was dropping the f-bomb like it was Christmas.”
—Overheard at a friend’s wedding.
February 2007
3 posts
Tumble This
- Him: Look, I'm Tumbling
- Him: Tumblr-ing
- Him: Tumblr...ing...Tumble...whatever
- Her: Dork.
