April 2011
1 post
Apr 15th
189 notes
March 2011
2 posts
Words with friends with benefits
I feel like there’s a good joke to be made about “Word with friends”, but I can’t settle on the right one: “Words with friends with benefits” “Words with benefits” “Words, with friends with benefits” and other combinations of punctuation.
Mar 14th
“When I was a kid, I went to Latin Camp. She was my best friend, and she also...”
Mar 11th
November 2008
1 post
Nov 15th
April 2008
1 post
Already up 4 hours and it’s only 9am. Gonna be a long day.
Apr 8th
February 2008
3 posts
Feb 22nd
This is a note I might have left. →
Feb 21st
The nice lady at Octane Coffee gave me a band-aid for my busted knuckle.
Feb 20th
January 2008
1 post
Jan 3rd
December 2007
2 posts
Dec 20th
Dec 3rd
August 2007
2 posts
“The humidity is so nice and refreshing. Especially when you go out for the first...”
– Me.
Aug 16th
Aug 13th
July 2007
3 posts
Jul 25th
“he exposed himself in front of a female employee and chased her around the room...”
– AlterNet: Blogs: PEEK: Republican Rep. Exposed Himself to Female Employee, Chased Her Screaming, “Suck It”
Jul 13th
Jul 3rd
June 2007
6 posts
Jun 30th
I Hate Reggie Ball
Friend: one of her roommates in dated reggie ball
Friend: her quote: "he sucked at life"
Friend: i told her he sucked at football too
Jun 29th
Jun 14th
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Jun 9th
Jun 9th
May 2007
2 posts
May 24th
I'm Patriotic
Him: you know any good framers?
Me: like picture framers? Or guys who write constitutions?
May 1st
April 2007
4 posts
“I just got beaten by a teenage girl, but you know.”
– http://www.physorg.com/news96459601.html
Apr 24th
Ruby Nerdiness
Trevor: file_location = "#{Dir.getwd}/data/report_list.xls"
Me: that's hot.
Apr 11th
Apr 7th
“Fece throwing teacher admits guilt”
– PassablyNews.com - Fece throwing teacher admits guilt
Apr 5th
March 2007
9 posts
Mar 15th
Mar 15th
“The last time I went out with [deleted] I wound up watching a girl shoot up...”
– Overheard at a poker game.
Mar 15th
“I have to pee like a girl selling newspapers.”
– Me.
Mar 15th
Regular Post
I didn’t know you could do regular posts here.
Mar 7th
“Awesomeness at its zenith.”
– My friend Mike’s friend Jared talking about Arnold Shares His Feelings.
Mar 5th
“The only difference between Bush and Hitler is that Hitler was elected.”
– Kurt Vonnegut’s “Stardust Memory”
Mar 2nd
Verbarius Clock | Uncrate →
Mar 1st
“[He] was dropping the f-bomb like it was Christmas.”
– Overheard at a friend’s wedding.
Mar 1st
February 2007
3 posts
Feb 27th
Feb 27th
Tumble This
Him: Look, I'm Tumbling
Him: Tumblr-ing
Him: Tumblr...ing...Tumble...whatever
Her: Dork.
Feb 27th